The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

Version: Unabridged
Author: Dawn Dais
Narrator: Meredith Mitchell
Genres: Comedy, Marriage & Family
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Published In: October 2014
# of Units: 5 CDs
Length: 6 hours
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There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.
Bestselling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In "The Sh!t No One Tells You," Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms--along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.

Author Details

Author Details

Dais, Dawn

Dawn Dais is the bestselling author of The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women and The Noncyclist's Guide to the Century. Her books have topped bestseller lists and have been featured by countless TV and print media sources. Dawn lives in Sacramento, California, with her family.